Subject: AN INTERESTING PET
This fundamentalist Christian couple felt it important to own an
equally fundamentally Christian pet. So, they went shopping.
At a kennel specializing in this particular breed, they found a
dog they liked quite a lot. When they asked the dog to fetch
the Bible, he did it in a flash. When they instructed him to look
up Psalm 23, he complied equally fast, using his paws with
dexterity. They were impressed, purchased the animal, and
went home (piously, of course).
That night they had friends over. They were so proud of their
new fundamentalist dog and his major skills, they called the
dog and showed off a little.
The friends were impressed, and asked whether the dog was
able to do any of the usual dog tricks, as well. This stopped
the couple cold, as they hadn’t thought about “normal” tricks.
Well, they said, “let’s try this out.”
Once more they called the dog, and they clearly pronounced
the command, “Heel!”
Quick as a wink, the dog jumped up, put his paw on the man’s
forehead, closed his eyes in concentration, and bowed his
head
What an interesting pet eh?
😉
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